Hallo. Calico Manx here.
So this time, the editors asked me to talk about feminism. Now, I’m no expert although I love women.
Everything I know about women I could write in one sentence:
Women want two things: pleasure and security.
There, I said it.
But it’s not so simple.
The longer you know a woman, the harder it is to give her those two things because (and this took me decades and three ex-wives to figure out) women don’t need us men for pleasure or security. They might think they do, but they really don’t.
Yep, women don’t need men. Now, they like us. They enjoy our company. They sometimes even like how we smell. Sure, they might need us for the baby-making stuff, but nowadays, they can go to a lab or adopt a kid.
I once knew a feminist back in the seventies. I was seeing her while I was still married to my first wife. She was small in the chest department, but she did teach me everything I know about being with a woman and how to make her come six ways til Sunday. I won’t go into too much detail because my kids are reading this. I will say my feminist friend was spectacular.
I think watching a woman coming in all her glory is the greatest thing in the universe. I don’t know how exactly it all works, and I don’t want to know. I do know that whatever women need to keep their bodies doing that, they should be given it on a silver platter. We men shouldn’t meddle into that stuff. Just give them what they want.
Well that’s all for now. Calico Manx signing off.